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Grand Gronking and Cthulhu’s Closet

Last night, our wonderful bogan friends hosted our going-away party, hereafter called the Grand Gronking (Gronk is a word we use, meaning everything and nothing). One of my closest friends in the world – who is

Linking Horn for July 16, 2009

The Linking Horn is a regular feature here at Steff Metal, featuring random goodies from all over the internet. It’s like a sampler box of Cadbury Chocolates, only without the chocolate. Or the box. Actually, it’s not

Up the Irons – 15 July 2009

Up the Irons is my shout out to all the things in the universe I love most, and there are plenty of them, large things and small things, weird things, normal things, edible things, metal things,

Packing a Suitcase for Grymm and Frostbitten Lands

I’m struggling. On Sunday I leave New Zealand with my husband and two awesome friends on a three month epic metal journey through Europe and the Middle East. I’m living in a campervan for eight weeks and

The Steff Metal Europe Adventure

On Sunday I leave New Zealand, for an epic three-month Metal Odyssey across Europe and the Middle East. I’m travelling with my beloved husband, CDH, my BFF, Lin, and our good and very metal friend Jonowar.

Død Snø: Ein! Zwei! Die!

CDH (cantankerous drummer husband) got this gem from a friend of his at work. CDH’s Scottish friend and his Norwegian missus hadn’t seen Black Sheep, so we leant them our copy, and they loved it. They

Cthulhu’s Closet – what I wore July 11, 2009

Not looking very metal today, all things considered. I wore this outfit on a warmish saturday afternoon to go and see the Trons with CDH. For those of you who don’t know, the Trons are a

Metal Gods launch Fashion Lines

Following in the footstep of Gene Simmons (because we all know Gene invented fire and dinosaurs and swizzle sticks and EVERYTHING) Rob Halford (Judas Priest) and Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead) teamed up with different designers to produce

The Mort Morgue

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