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Metal-Year Resolutions

Yeah, yeah. I know that title is shite. In many ways, creating goals and aims in the new year is a bit arbitrary: you can create a goal at any time, and there are better times

Steff Metal’s Sausage Pasta of DOOM

CDH is a rather fussy eater. Like most men, he doesn’t like … any vegetable. He doesn’t like pasta. He doesn’t like tomatoes in anything except tomato sauce. So when I create a dish he really

Cthulhu’s Closet – Christmas Edition

I have returned from the Hawke’s Bay, and I am wearing christmas presents! I am wearing: “Bogan Baby” tee shirt, made by my sister, featuring the world’s awesomest nephew (mine!) wearing a shirt I brought him

Up the Irons! for 22 December, 2009

Tomorrow morning CDH and I wake up bright and early and drive down to my parent’s house for a few days. I am super kreigly excited! So this week, Up the Irons! to: Finishing work for

Ask a Bogan: Should I go to Teacher’s College?

Dear Steff Metal I finished my history degree last semester, and I’ve been trying to find a job. I would love to write history books or work in or a museum library or something, but I’m

Linking Horn – Anti-Christmas Edition

In three days time CDH and I journey down the country to spend the holiday with my parents. Since they’re still on dial-up (my dad doesn’t believe in the internet), you won’t see many posts from

The Mort Morgue

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