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Archive for December, 2009

Cthulhu’s Closet – What I Wore to Heavy Metal Christmas
December 5th, 2009 | Cthulhu Closet, Grog Fests, Steff | steff | 2 Comments
Every year my friends all get together for “Bogan Christmas” – a metal Christmas extravaganza of epicly kreig proportions. This year, we managed to outdo ourselves with the awesomeness of the party. There was the most fantastica array of food and drink and sweets and cake and ham (oh so good hammy ham) and ratatouille [...]
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Happy Birthday, Ozzy!
December 3rd, 2009 | Metal Gods, Metal News | steff | 2 Comments
Raise your horns, metal friends, and drink to one of our great masters. On this day, 61 years ago, in the smoky, industrial town of Birmingham, England, John Michael “Ozzy” Osbourne burst forth upon the world. In 1968, Ozzy helped form Black Sabbath, the most important heavy metal band of all time. Metalheads say that [...]
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Up the Irons! for 3 December, 2009
December 3rd, 2009 | Up the Irons! | steff | No Comments
I’m off to “Bogan Christmas” this friday. Every year we all get together and have a Christmas party. $5 presents are brought and fought over in a deadly duel of wit and brute force. Seriously, people are injured. Food is consumed. Metal music is listened to. Singalongs are rampent. Pink “Hello Kitty” guitars are [...]
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Heavy Metal and You
December 1st, 2009 | Metalheads Who Read, Wuv | steff | 1 Comment
Boy listens to lots of loud music and hangs with his friends. Boy meets girl. Boy falls dippy-happy-scared-as-hell in love with girl. Friends meet girl — and aren’t impressed. Girl meets friends — and isn’t impressed. Boy meets big dilemma. Boy plays music even louder. I haven’t done a review in … several months. [...]
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