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Halloween Costumes for Metalheads

I’m off to a Halloween party this weekend, as I’m sure most of you are, too. It seems strange to me, being that Halloween is essentially a harvest festival, to celebrate it at the beginning of

Am I a Hipster? Are YOU a Hipster?

Q: How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It’s a really obscure number. You totally haven’t heard of it. Jokes are way too mainstream I’ve been watching this post over on

Wacken Tickets Arrived

So … I am happy. They came with the requisite burger king vouchers, random paraphernalia, sample CV (which I will talk about later this week), and our new WOA t-shirts. I normally hate wearing t-shirts with

Metal Mixtape: Bela Lugosi Vampire Special

It’s a long weekend here in New Zealand, which I am celebrating by having picnics on the lawn with the husband and the cat, catching up on my writing, baking cookies, planning my halloween costume, and

Metal History: Bela Lugosi

I’ve been remiss in my Metal History posts lately, and for that I can only beg your forgiveness and cite extreme busyness and over-indulgence of chocolate. But today happens to be the birthday of someone dear

Link it up a notch

Linkin’ up the interwebs before I go off to watch Outrageous Fortune and work on my picture for a design competition. Weird and wonderful jewelry featuring taxidermy by Julia deVille I also think these talon rings

Metal Pet Peeves

We all love metal. Wait, no, most of us like metal. Some people read this blog who don’t like metal at all. If so, you might be able to relate to this post. If you do

Gospel of Filth: A Bible of Decadence and Darkness review

Love them or hate them, Cradle of Filth were arguably one of the first bands to define a specific sound for English extreme metal. For nearly twenty years now, the band have been producing their extreme

Books by Steff

Click to crab a copy of my debut novel, At War With Satan, a tale of love, lust, demonic forces, zombies, and heavy fucking metal. Get five quirky horror tales in my short story collection The Good, The Bad, and The Utterly Screwed.

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