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It’s been one hell of a year. I have been married two years and can now speak passable German. This blog has tripled in traffic, had an impressive makeover, and been filled with all kinds of

WTF?

I am speechless. Utterly lost for words.

The Best of Steff Metal: 2010

In 2010, Steff Metal hit over 300 articles and reached over 30 000 readers, which blows my mind. The fact that there’s so many of you reading the thoughts of a no-name writer down here in

Merry Metal Christmas from Steff!

2011 – it’s been an interesting year. A big metal Christmas greeting to all you guys – my brutal, epic, awesome and wonderful readers. I hope wherever you are, you’re surrounded by family, friends, cute kittens,

How to Make a Gingerbread Viking Ship

This year, CDH and I thought we’d surprise our friends with the most metal of Christmas culinary delights ever created: a Viking ship made entirely from gingerbread. It sounded like a great idea, but it morphed

Metal Christmas Party, Nipple Cups, Wobbly boobies, and a Gingerbread Viking Ship!

Over the weekend my group of friends held our annual Metal Christmas Party (called Bogan Xmas). We had it later in the year, so it was smaller than usual, but really fun – chilled out and

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