International Day of SLAYER!

It was decided that metal – as a distinct and minority cultural group – deserved it’s own holiday. A time for metalheads the world over to put aside their difference and come together in bogan brotherhood. To whit, an international metal holiday had to be centered around a global metal concept – something universally loved by metalheads, something deserving of celebration.

International Day of Slayer was born.

Slayer \m/

The first International Day of Slayer occurred on June 6, 2006 – the 6th of the 6th of the 6th. An auspicious day for metalheads, where bands and fans around the world gathered together to listen to and play Slayer and down copious amounts of beer and basically talk about how awesome we are. And four years on, International Day of Slayer is bigger than ever. IDOS spokepeople have even petitioned the white house to make International Day of Slayer an official holiday, stating “heavy metal music is the central belief of a culture that exists among us, and Slayer is the perfect spokesperson.”

“I think it’s awesome, and it’s totally cool that fans have taken the time to maintain it. Slayer should have a national holiday – there are enough stupid holidays out there, so why not have one for us?” Kerry King – Slayer

Celebrate International Day of Slayer

It’s time to introduce your ignorant family, friends, neighbours, colleagues, and fellow bus/train patrons to Slayer. Their protests only mean you aren’t playing Slayer loud enough.

Stage a “Slay-Out”. Don’t go to work. Stay at home and listen to Slayer.

If you’re in church today, replace all the hymm sheets with the lyrics to “South of Heaven”.

Eat steak. Listen to Slayer.

Play Slayer in your car. Roll down the windows and yell “Slayer!” at pedestrians.

Legally change your name to “Slayer”

If you work in a call centre, answer every enquiry with “Slayer did it” or “Can you hold on a minute while I check with Slayer.”

The Truth about Slayer

On the Seventh Day, God wasn’t resting. He was recovering from a Slayer concert.

Kerry King doesn’t go to tattoo parlours … he grows them.

When Slayer die, they will go to heaven. Not because they are good, because Satan is afraid they will take over.

Slayer is the force keeping the universe from imploding upon itself.

Kerry King isn’t headbanging … he’s growing more neck muscle

The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick across the Southwest

Kerry King doesn’t tune his guitar … he frightens it into tune.

Before he goes to sleep, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Slayer.

The dinosaurs weren’t destroyed by a meteor. Slayer ate them.

Kerry King’s goatee cannot be destroyed by mortal weapons.

Kerry King didn’t shave his head … he just got pissed and scared the hair away.

Play some SLAYYYYYYYERRRRR!!!!!

For More Information

National Day of Slayer Official Website.

Slayer Official Band Website

Slayer Myspace Page

Slayer Lyrics. As if you could forget them.

Slayer Saves Excellent Fansite and Forum

Fucking SLAYER \m/