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Linkage for your Drinkage! (urgh, in my head that sounded awesome, but here it just sounds like a bad hip hop line.)

Toronto photographer Ian Pool uses a combination of photoshop, plastic figurines and costumes to create these interesting behind-the-scenes art pictures on the lives of superheroes. I love Darth Vador, on the toilet, reading a parenting magazine, with the sweet plaque saying “May the Dark Side of the Force be With You.”

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Darth Vador by Ian Pool

Not Always Right is a blog about those wacky customers every customer service person has to deal with. I loved this TV remote story, which is SO TRUE and totally reminds me how awesome marriage is.

Rackk and Ruin recycled leather spiked headbands. I love. Buy from her Etsy Shop.

If you know anything about the internet, Google alogarithims or SEO at all, this will crack you up: Facebook Login Fail.

ThinkGeek in association with Black Alchemy present … Cthulhu in Love perfume.

“an amorphous mix of oppressive, piceous ritual incense, macerated kelp, sea salt, sticky dark ocean plants, and . . . mixed chocolates.”

Serial Killers Ink: for the metalhead who has everything. Now you too can own a jail canteen list signed by Theresa Knorr or Charles Manson’s drivers license. They do also have – which I found interesting since I just watched a documentary on the Manson cult – some of Charles Manson’s recorded music and the interview by Ron Reagan in 1991, which wasn’t released because the content was so controversial. These downloads are all under $10 and might interest some of you.

The Blog of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks. Win.

Hideous Gnosis – the book. Satan preserve us!

E. Bleak’s hilarious take on Having a Heavy Metal Valentines Day.

10 Fake Simpsons Words That Totally Belong in the Dictionary. I ageee with all. We use “Car Hole” to describe our carage, and most of these other words in every day conversation.

Shoes and Harnesses. Omg.

Angry Norwegians in Scuba Gear chase after Google Streets car. It turns out they were mates with the driver, but doesn’t make this picture any less awesome.

More abandoned houses.

This shoot is hot. Warning: nekkid people.

Sock Dreams are spondering Haute Macabre this month. I had never heard of these guys before, but I think I’m in love. Have I ever told you guys about my OBSESSION with bright coloured socks and stockings? Well … ahem. I have an obsession with bright-coloured socks and stockings. And Sock Dreams is … a dream come true. I will be spending money here in future.

Anybody want a job writing for a zombie-horror movie review site? It’s paid.

I’m heading back into the next round of novel edits, so content might be a bit light and fluffy over the next few weeks – just a heads up. CDH and I have our first German class tomorrow, and I’ve got meetings with friends aplenty before the weekend, when my folks come up to celebrate my birthday! Yay! And I’ve got to find a costume for a Rocky Horror Picture Show hen’s night – I want to go as Magenta, so I might just make something from my own wardrobe.

Horns Up \m/

Steff


3 Comments »

  1. Eric Gein says:

    Thank you for the mention! Cool site!

  2. Islander says:

    Yet another mind-expanding (brain-cleaving?) set of links. Thank you, and happy V-Day!

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