July 24, 2009 2 Comments

Shopping for Satan Shirts

Satanism can be a touchy subject, especially because the majority of metalheads aren’t Satanists and we have to spend a significant amount of time convincing the normals that we’re not followers of the big red guy. Admittedly we kind of ask for it. We wear the shirts, we throw the goat, we look like unshaven […]

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July 23, 2009 0 Comments

New Burzum Album in 2010

Hot off the presses. The recently-released Varg Vikernes (Count Grishnakh) has written nine new songs and will be recording and releasing a new Burzum album, probably in 2010. He told the Norwegian Dagbladet paper the album “will be metal, and the fans can expect to hear some real Burzum.” The newspaper goes on to report Varg’s […]

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July 22, 2009 3 Comments

Varg the hot Twilight Vampire

The teen heart throb Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Cullen in Twilight) is slated for his black metal debut – playing Varg Vikernes in the upcoming Lords of Chaos movie. I can hear Euronymous laughing from the grave. The film starts shooting in Norway in mid-september. Japanese director Sion Sono will make his english-language debut with the […]

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July 17, 2009 2 Comments

Grand Gronking and Cthulhu’s Closet

Last night, our wonderful bogan friends hosted our going-away party, hereafter called the Grand Gronking (Gronk is a word we use, meaning everything and nothing). One of my closest friends in the world – who is insanely jealous he isn’t joining us on this trip – surprised me by coming all the way up from […]

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