Someone had to do it.
It turns out there are a million of these:
Also, this guy is freaken awesome.
The original, in case you’d be living under a rock:
If you’re new here, Metal Mixtapes are a feature I used to have on my site, as a way to showcase new music. They were collections of 8-10 songs based around a theme, such as Pirate Metal Mixtape, Female Metal Bands and Musicians and HP Lovecraft, among others.