With the 50 Shades of Grey movie released the other week, I thought it might be fun to figure out exactly which sexual encounter would fit each metal genre.
Dear Steff Metal When it comes to metal subgenres how important are they? Do you see it as a black/white issue or is it more some shade of gray? *** Since I have just got back from a writers’ conference where a certain light-hearted romp through the world of BDSM […]
I know you’ve all heard this before, but it still cracks me up. Do you know any other good metal jokes? Heavy Metal The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. Power Metal The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes […]